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The Ten Best Things We've Heard At Closet Vinyl

posted 18 May 2016, 05:46 by Dan Magill   [ updated 25 May 2016, 06:31 ]

It's natural that when we're nervous we might say something unusual.  Let’s face it, not everyone has been behind the decks before and some are bricking it. A few might even be, let’s just say for the sake of decency, a little bit merry!

Here’s a little insight into what people have whispered into our lugholes when getting on the decks.

Mentioning no names!

  1. “I’m very nervous.  Please don’t leave me or I might cry”. 
  2. “Do you reckon I can get away with playing Kylie?”  We said yes of course!Our DJ's say the funniest things when nervous
  3. “I’m off for a pee.  If the record stops, do some singing or something”.  We could put a record on?
  4. “How come’s he gets 40 minutes and he’s 5hit?”
  5. “I’ve got some death metal, plus a bit of music from The Matrix”.
  6. “I’m here to DJ.  Is there somewhere to get changed?”  Yes darling, plus Evian on tap.
  7. “Do you have one of those little plastic thingies to shove in this hole”.  Titter!  Oh yes we do!
  8. “Oh bo11ox.  I’ve just spilled a whole pint into my record bag”.
  9. “I used to DJ at Uni all the time”  After DJing… “To be fair I wasn't very good then either”.
  10. “If I start to topple over, can you keep me upright please?”  Well we did try our best...

Who’s next?  Our monthly residency is at The Northcote Arms, Leytonstone, first Saturday of every month.  
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